6 Reasons Why Bald Men make Better Lovers!!

6 Reasons Why Bald Men make Better Lovers!!

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1. Attention. Men with highly maintained hair have to spend their time and money maintaining that ‘do. That’s time and money a Bald Man would be spending on you.

2. Evolution. Bald Men are the future; the hairy are a dying breed. Hair is vestigial structure lingering from the old days when we didn’t know how to wear layers, heat our homes and stay indoors during blizzards. Bald Men are more advanced, whereas hairy men are more monkey-like.

3. Testosterone. Excess testosterone is a cause of male pattern baldness. Testosterone is also useful in other areas of life. (wink, wink, nudge, nudge)

4. Simplicity. This is related to #1, but expanded. Bald Men live simpler lives. Less product crowding up the shelf in the shower. Less effort coordinating schedules around his and her salon appointments. Less time spent getting ready to leave the house. The simpler his lifestyle, the better for you.

5. Confidence. A Bald Man is a confident man. You don’t want some one whose self-confidence is so fragile that they need to stroke their ego by brushing their hair. Don’t waste your time baby-sitting some hairy namby-pamby. Find a confident Bald Man.

6. Sensitivity. The flip-side of #5 is that Bald Men are also more sensitive. Society is always telling us how inferior we are… even if society is wrong. This oppression means a Bald Man is more adept at listening and showing empathy than those guys who have hair.

#2 Makes a lot of sense.

And #4 also.

#6 makes a lot more "sense".

When I date a sensitive guy, I complain I’m dating an a$$hole. When nice guys hit me up, I shoot ‘em down because they’re too nice. It’s a human condition, you know: if something comes too easily, you don’t want it, right? Everyone loves a challenge. But, then again …

Women want everything. They want the sensitive guy at times, and the “thug” at other times, not to mention an abundance of domestic daily skills. Women are fickle, and will not be satisfied with what they have eventually. Men can be like this as well.

If you want to consider this from a pure perspective equality-wise, women can be absurd. They have the luxury of throwing away perfectly good men, and they choose to do it often. Men are generally expected to pursue women, which provides women with the luxury of stepping back and contemplating absurd issues like this.

As a woman, better yet as a HUMAN, think about this: to say that you desire a man that is authoritative and can take control at the right times, what does this say about you? What does it mean for a man to take control? Does it mean that he will take control of the situation and make sure everything works out right? Does it mean that your own voice may on occasion be overshadowed by his authority? To expect this from a man is to promote gender difference, which automatically puts you in a passive role. Perhaps you should be less worried about what you want in a man and more worried about being what you want in a man yourself. If you do this you will attract a man of the same qualities and not have to deal with the guys who pursue you for their own interests.

I think the problem with many women these days is that they sit back and wait for the man to come to THEM, and then they always COMPLAIN about what they get, for some reason or another. This is absurd. If you want something, you go out and find it yourself. Then perhaps you have some reason to complain about what you’ve found.

We’re sensitive…..but we’re also expediant. I’ve seen enough dudes siting in the dark listen to sad songs over some woman….even don it myself. To know that men are sensitive.

The distinction that must be made is sensitivity vs wimp. Just because a guy is sensitive doesn’t make him a wimp. The wimp is the guy that’s crying because his girl did something to him but then forgives her abuses or indiscretions. The sensitive man is the guy who says ” **** no.” kicks the chick to the curb and may shed a tear privately because he misses the relationship. Or the sex was crazyhot and he’s sprung. But realistic enough to know that she’s no good for him and will just do it again.

When my first marriage ended, I would cry over all types of things that I wouldn’t normally cry over. Ccrazy crap like movies and even commercials. Yes, I cried during commercials. I figured out that I was soo emotionally constipated from being in an unhappy marriage and always being the take charge guy, that once I was removed from that role the floodgates opened. I’m a much happier person now and know how to manage both sides of my sensitivity.

Women want a guy whose a sensitive romantic, but when the time comes they want the no bullshit thug. There’s a time and a place for everything.

#5

Logan wrote:

2. Evolution. Bald Men are the future; the hairy are a dying breed. Hair is vestigial structure lingering from the old days when we didn’t know how to wear layers, heat our homes and stay indoors during blizzards. Bald Men are more advanced, whereas hairy men are more monkey-like.