Prince William’s Bald Spot Shines at the Royal Wedding

Lot's of comments were made about Will's bald pate.
This one really made me mad: "He's not the king of England yet, but Prince William might want to start wearing a crown anyway - to cover up his bald spot."

And then there's this article...which really got me fuming!!!!!

Prince William’s Bald Spot Shines at the Royal Wedding
by William Irwin, Ph.D.

My five-year-old daughter was confused in watching the royal wedding. It wasn't quite what Disney led her to expect. The Princess-to-be had dark hair, and the Queen looked like grandma. Still more baffling, the Prince had blonde hair, and not much of it. In fact, Prince William has a rather prominent bald spot. Since my daughter regularly ridicules my bald spot, this rocked her world. How could a young, handsome prince, attired in dress-military uniform share something so unbecoming in common with daddy? Would she have to give up mocking her father? I doubt it, at least not completely. But she'll have to find something else to pick on, because thanks to Prince William my bald spot is now stylish.

In recent years, balding guys like me have been shaving their heads in increasing numbers. Who are they fooling? They're not stylishly shaven, they're balding. Sure, they can cultivate a look by growing a goatee and maybe wearing an earring, but the truth is they'd love to have their hair back. In fact I've contemplated going this route, but when I picture myself shaven all I can see is a misshapen head and graying goatee. I'd look older than I already do. No thanks.

Because of the royal wedding, the bald spot is now a marker of youth and virility. In fact, I predict that men will start shaving bald spots into their otherwise healthy heads of hair. Fairy tale endings aren't just the stuff that five-year-old girls enjoy in Disney movies, they're the hopes and dreams of forty-year-old men too. In my dream bald isn't beautiful, but bald spots are the bomb. In my dream we can all uncomb our combovers and throw away our baseball caps.

It's time for a revolution. Bald-spotters of the world unite! We have nothing to lose but our hair!