How To Go From NOT To HOT?

My wife just showed me this article. Wonder why?
If you follow these 8 steps, you too can go from NOT to HOT!
http://www.ehow.com/how_4522885_not-hot.html

Step1~ Attitude Babee. You have to believe you are all that and a bag of chips. Start by fakin' it. Pretend you are an actor and as you go about your day, act like you would if you were totally HOT!

Step 2~ Eat right, exercise, get your body in shape. You don't have to be a lion king to be HOT. But you should feel good about how you look.

Step 3~ Walk tall, hold your head up. You are awesome. Live it, dream it, believe it!

Step 4~ If you still have some hair on your head, shave it all off. Absolutely do not try to do a comb over and comb little strands of hair over your scalp to make it look like you have more. Don't try to cover it up or wear caps etc. Be unabashedly bald and hot.

Step 5~ The key to being a bald and hot is confidence. Recognize you have other great qualities for people to focus on. A bald head can bring even more attention to your eyes, physique and winning personality. Think about celebs like Bruce Willis, Chris Doughtry, Michael Jordan, Vin Diesel and the ultimate tough guy James Bond aka Sean Connery who are bald and hot. Consider how they use their baldness as part of their very masculine image.

Step 6~ Pamper and take care of your scalp. Ask your wife to massage it with a light lotion and wash your scalp with a mild shampoo. Keep yourself feeling good to feel sexy, bald and hot!

Step 7~ Try new things. Talk to people you normally wouldn't. Go parasailing, snowboarding, surfing. Eat at a different restaurant. Shake things up!

Step 8~ Be good to those around you. Just cus you are HOT does not mean you are idiot. Lend a helping hand. Give back to society. Be productive. Be generous and caring. You will feel even HOTTER. And you're wife too, will be whispering into you're ear, "Te adoro!".

Those 8 Steps make a lot of sense with #3 being the key to all the others.

It's true. "Friends" from high school been finding me recently on sites like facebook. Several have asked when I got hot. I told 'em it was when I shaved my head and started working out. Makes all the difference when you get that confidence from lookin' how you wanna look in a healthy way

Since I've gone bald, I've never been happier. It was the best decision I've ever made. Who would have thought that a bald head would be a chick magnet. Spring break could never have been better. Thanks to Uncle Tony for having such a positive influence on my life even though my parents don't necessarily see it that way. "Te adoro, Anton!"

Step 1 is ridiculous. Sounds like something from a woman's magazine. How about just being yourself.

Hair doesn't make the man. In fact, some hairstyles on men can be off putting. And yes, women would prefer that a man embrace his hair loss issues rather than hide behind a horrible comb over, cheap rug or poorly placed plugs.

Many women don't judge a book by its cover and thus don't really care if the man that they have chemistry with has a head full of curls or a completely bald head. A man who is confident, regardless of the amount of hair he has or doesn't have, is hot

jitterbugdoll wrote:Many women don't judge a book by its cover

Don't know about that Ma'm. Most of the women I know judge a book by it's cover.

BladeRunner wrote:Most of the women I know judge a book by it's cover.

Bald brutha, ultimate beauty springs from within. Removing extraneous hair opens wider the window to the soul...fewer distractions: the face, the eyes, and the inner self are given a clean slate, a pristine vessel in which the essential person can be seen as himself, only more so.

Darby wrote:

BladeRunner wrote:Most of the women I know judge a book by it's cover.

Bald brutha, ultimate beauty springs from within. Removing extraneous hair opens wider the window to the soul...fewer distractions: the face, the eyes, and the inner self are given a clean slate, a pristine vessel in which the essential person can be seen as himself, only more so.

That's some very deep and philosophical stuff.

jitterbugdoll wrote:Hair doesn't make the man. In fact, some hairstyles on men can be off putting. And yes, women would prefer that a man embrace his hair loss issues rather than hide behind a horrible comb over, cheap rug or poorly placed plugs.

Many women don't judge a book by its cover and thus don't really care if the man that they have chemistry with has a head full of curls or a completely bald head. A man who is confident, regardless of the amount of hair he has or doesn't have, is hot

I agree.