30 Reasons Why A Beer Is Better Than A Woman

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30 Reasons Why A Beer Is Better Than A Woman

Post  Logan on Tue Mar 24, 2009 10:01 am

You can always have more than 1 beer a night and not feel guilty
Beer doesn’t care if you’ve fallen asleep after you’ve had it
Beer tastes good
You always know that you’re the first one to pop a beer
After you have a beer, you’re only committed to dumping the empty bottle

With a glass, you can always get good head
When you say you love beer, you don’t have to mean it
A beer has no problems with you taking it’s top off
Beer has no mother
Beer won’t follow you around for a week after you’ve had it

A beer makes everything ok. A woman makes everything a problem.
A beer won’t get upset if you come home and have another beer
Beer is happy to ride in the trunk of your car
It is easy to compliment a good beer
You can shoot a beer

Beer doesn’t want foreplay before you have it
If a beer leaks all over the room, it smells quite good for a while
You are never embarassed about the beer you take to a party
You can have a beer in public
A beer is always wet

A beer will always go down easily
Big, fat beers are nice to have
When you go to a bar, you know you can always pick up a beer
A beer doesn’t think football is stupid
Beer doesn’t go crazy once a month

You can share a beer with your mates
Beer doesn’t demand equality
Beer stains wash out
Beer doesn’t make you go shopping
Beer always listens and never argues

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Post  Joey on Wed Mar 25, 2009 4:00 pm

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Re: 30 Reasons Why A Beer Is Better Than A Woman

Post  Sanderson on Thu Mar 26, 2009 11:45 am

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Re: 30 Reasons Why A Beer Is Better Than A Woman

Post  MightyA on Mon Apr 13, 2009 3:16 pm

A beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another beer.
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Post  Soapbuddy on Mon Apr 13, 2009 4:44 pm

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Re: 30 Reasons Why A Beer Is Better Than A Woman

Post  Skully on Wed May 06, 2009 1:18 am

If you change BEERs, you don't have to pay alimony.
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Post  Zeke on Tue Sep 01, 2009 12:17 pm

This stuff is a hoot. lol!
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Re: 30 Reasons Why A Beer Is Better Than A Woman

Post  Duff on Thu Dec 03, 2009 3:30 pm

A-W-E-S-O-M-E drunken
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Re: 30 Reasons Why A Beer Is Better Than A Woman

Post  Luke on Mon Dec 21, 2009 9:15 pm

I admit I love a good beer. But in all honesty a good woman is far better than any beer.
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Re: 30 Reasons Why A Beer Is Better Than A Woman

Post  BeachComber on Thu Jul 29, 2010 5:19 pm

Shameful rhetoric.
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Post  Dan-0-mite on Tue Aug 03, 2010 10:08 pm

Very funny!
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Re: 30 Reasons Why A Beer Is Better Than A Woman

Post  BeachComber on Fri Aug 27, 2010 4:12 pm

A husband and wife are shopping at their local Costco. The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it into their cart. What do you think you're doing, asks the wife. They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans, the husband replies. Put them back, we can't afford them, demands the wife.

They continue on shopping.
A few aisles further on along the woman picks up a $20 jar of face cream and puts it in the basket. What do you think you're doing, asks the husband. It’s my face cream, it makes me look beautiful, replies the wife.
The husband's reply, "'So does 24 cans of Budweiser and it's half the price"! Cool
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