Is Tom Cruise Only Likeable When He’s Bald?

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Is Tom Cruise Only Likeable When He’s Bald?

Post  Vincenzo on Sun Jun 20, 2010 2:26 pm



Actor Tom Cruise, universally despised for his egomania and Scientology-induced lunacy, has discovered the public only likes him when he’s bald.

Appearing on stage at the 2010 MTV Movie Awards Sunday, Cruise brought back character that helped partially redeem him in the public eye. Appearing as Les Grossman, the bald movie executive from Tropical Thunder, Cruise danced on stage with Jennifer Lopez to Ludacris’ “Get Back.” Cruise showcased some impressive moves, including some high kicks and a little bump-and-grind. At one point in the choreographed routine, Lopez even spanked Cruise while Katie Holmes applauded in the audience.

It was only one enjoyable moment in an irrelevant award show, but it begs the question: “Will J-Lo make dancing with bald men a cornerstone of her comeback tour?”

Millions of bald men hope so. Cool
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Re: Is Tom Cruise Only Likeable When He’s Bald?

Post  SlimJim on Wed Jun 23, 2010 1:56 pm

Fill in the blanks.
Tom Cruise has an ego the size of ________ and the talent the size of ________.
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Re: Is Tom Cruise Only Likeable When He’s Bald?

Post  BeachComber on Wed Jun 23, 2010 2:22 pm

SlimJim wrote:Fill in the blanks.
Tom Cruise has an ego the size of ________ and the talent the size of ________.

Mount Rushmore
his feet
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Re: Is Tom Cruise Only Likeable When He’s Bald?

Post  SlimJim on Thu Jun 24, 2010 12:17 pm

C'mon guys. Cruise is a decent actor. Stop picking on him.
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Re: Is Tom Cruise Only Likeable When He’s Bald?

Post  Duff on Wed Aug 11, 2010 3:06 pm

This guy is the least likeable dude in all of Hollywood. Anyone that purposely makes fun of bald men, is deplorable.
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